Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Toilet Time

Well this'll be funnier for you than it was for me. Apparently I have a love affair with the toilet. Pre-usage by the way. I'd never tell the world my private-time if the commode had served it's purpose....

Anyway, within a 10 day period of time, I have dropped two items into the toilet! I had just arrived at Office Depot when I ran to the restroom. The toilet holder thing had a little flat surface so I set my purse on it. As I was turning around from locking the door, I watched it falling into the toilet. It's a little purse. It didn't get too many things wet but I was already grossed out so I went next door to Target & bought another purse.

Then Monday, I my work badge/ID flew off my sweater & into the toi-toi. At least with my purse, it floated....but my badge...at the bottom of the basin : ( Yucky!

I definitely had second thoughts while I was checking messages while on the pot, knowing things come in threes. But the phone's still intact!

My legs on the other hand aren't. This boot camp at the Y is kicking my booty! I really just hope for the best (aka cleanliness) when I have to put my hand on the toilet seat ring in order to sit down. Otherwise I'm sliding my hands along the wall, assisiting my sore quads in yet another squat position (that I've already done repetitive sets of) in order to do my bis-nass.

1 comment:

  1. Maybe you should start taking some plastic/ rubber gloves with you when you leave your house. I was busting up laughing reading this. Miss you Meggie!!

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